“The truck driver looked askance at the soup he had just been served in a backwoods eatery. It contained dark flecks of seasoning, but two of the spots were suspicious. He called out to the waitress, ‘Hey! These particles in my soup, aren’t they foreign objects?’ The waitress scrutinized his bowl and said, ‘No, sir,’ she reassured him, ‘those things live around here.’” […]
“The wife said to the husband, ‘There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.’ The husband said, ‘Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.’ The wife said, ‘I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor!’ The husband said, ‘You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?’ ‘In the swimming pool.’” […]
“A kid asks his Ma, ‘Mommy, where do babies come from?’ Ma says, ‘The stork, dear, the stork.’ The kid says, ‘Mommy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?’ Mommy says, ‘The police, the police.’ The kid says, ‘Mommy, if our house was on fire, who would save us?’ Mommy says, ‘The fire department.’ The kid: ‘Mommy, where does our food come from?’ Mommy says, ‘Farmers, my dear, farmers.’ And the kid says, ‘Mommy?’ Mom says, ‘What next?’ ‘Then what do we need daddy for?’” […]
