The Laughing Saints, Part 11 of 11, Feb. 3, 2003, Florida, USA

“A young boy had just got his driver’s permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to the study and said to the boy, ‘I’ll make a deal with you, son. You bring your grades up from C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we will talk about the car then.’ […] So, the young man paused for a moment and then said, ‘You know, Pa, I’ve been thinking about that, and I have noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair; Moses had long hair; John the Baptist had long hair. And there’s even a strong argument that Jesus Himself had long hair. You can see the picture.’ To which the father replied, ‘You’re right, son. You’re right. Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere?’” […]