خندیدن همراه با روشن‌ضمیرى، قسمت ۷ از ۸

A man said, “I can’t eat this food. Call the manager.” So the waitress said, “It’s no use, sir. He cannot eat it either.”

 

A policeman was searching for those who didn’t wear a safety helmet at the crossing. Soon he stopped an elderly man who didn’t wear a helmet. So, the policeman said, “Sir, don’t you know that you would be fined for not wearing a helmet?” The elderly man said, “Why do I have to wear it? When I fought in the 8-23 battle, I survived without a helmet. Why should I wear a helmet riding a motorcycle?” The policeman said, “The bullets haven’t got eyes, but I have.”

 

One day, a little girl said to her mom, “Mom, you’ve got a few gray hairs.” Her mom said, “Every time you are naughty, one of my hairs go gray.” The girl said, “No wonder Grandma has so many gray hairs.”

 

An expensively dressed lady was selecting fruit. Her dog(-person) was licking the apples on the shelf, one after another. The boss was a little annoyed, but still politely asked the lady to watch her dog(-person). So she at once shouted at the dog(-person) strictly, “Stop licking! The apples are not washed. They’re dirty.”