He said he stayed here very long, but his English is not so good. My God, I don’t believe it. Maybe you try. You have to be good in German, not in English. (Yes.) Because English you already understand. It’s very easy. But German has to be good. (Yes, even in Germany, I’ve been here for 25 years. I’m out of touch with German.) But you spoke very well in German. What are you talking about? (Well, I can speak it, but that’s different...) Right. Right. (You know, I’ve not, I’ve...) Der, die, das and... (Oh, that’s easy but I mean, to be perfect in spelling and all that.) Wow, that’s difficult.
How about Spanish? (What?) Spanish. (What about Spanish?) Your Spanish. (My Spanish is pretty good.) Pretty good, huh? (My Spanish.) So maybe you can help with the translation. Check if they need any Spanish translation. They need it in Costa Rica. You can correspond with them. (We have fax machines, yes.) The Costa Rican people, they translate a lot into Spanish. So maybe you help them to check. (Sure.) Or you translate when you have time. (Sure.) To spread quickly to your people. (Yes. She’s going to help me.) Yeah, OK. (Maybe we will.) If you like, yeah. Because the Spanish people are all over the world, in 23 countries. (Yes.) You conquered the whole world. Viva España.
And only Costa Rica, it’s not enough. So you have to help them to translate or just do whatever you want to do, or like to do, or can do. You help me. (Yes.) To help me to help your people. (Yes?) I have found two beautiful translators for you. (Yes.) Hundred percent Mexicana. (Yes, we know them. Yesterday we...) Speak Spanish. (Spanish language)! (Yes.) So they will help you. You did speak to them? (Yes. We are friends.) Friends? (Yes.) Oh, really? (He’s staying in… my neighbor, he stayed at their house, and the other Costa Ricans, they stayed in my house.) Oh, that was before. (Yes, I took them shopping.) They went home now? (Tomorrow.) Tomorrow? (Yes.) That’s typical Spanish. Tomorrow.
OK. You speak Spanish too? (Oh, no.) (No, no.) Oh, it’s easy. (I know, I can understand a lot.) (A few words.) You can read, it’s easy. Reading is easier than speaking. (I don’t know.) Reading is easier for me. Speaking, you have to... roll. (Yes, it’s where you got to roll their R’s.) Roll your R’s. (Like the Scottish.) The Scottish speak like that? (Yes, they roll their R’s.) Really? (Really.) Terrible. (Really and truly.) Terrible. (Terrible.) (The French also say “Terrrible.”) “It’s terrible.” But French isn’t always good, not too much. Spanish is beautiful. (Yes.) One of the languages I like. (Yes.) Spanish. Very beautiful. You speak some. Let me hear. I like.
Speak in Spanish. (I don’t know what You want me to tell You.) (Are You happy?) Yes, happy. (That’s great. Blessings.) Don’t ask me, please. (No, I didn’t.) I will show off my little... (No, I said, I said “Bendición,” that’s “bless.”) Ah, yes, yes. Thank you. I mean, don’t ask too much in Spanish. (Oh.) I will be shown up. Yes, I can understand, I read very well, it’s speaking is a little problem. I never spoke Spanish before. I never used it. I just read. (It’s easy. It’s easy – how you read it, you say it, and write it.) Yes, yes, yes, it’s easy. Talking, it’s really difficult. (Difficult.) But if I stay here long, in Costa Rica or Mexico. (Or Los Angeles or California.) What am I going to do with California? (In California, they speak a little Spanish.) You also, you can? (Very little.) Little. (You learn the signs.) (If you stay in California, you’ll be able to read all the road signs, all the names of the streets – all in Spanish.) Santa Monica, Santa Barbara. (Oh, all of them.)
(And then you learn it through songs, sometimes easier.) Songs? Oh, yes, yes. That’s right. (When the sun is hot…) Guantanamera. (Guajira guantanamera.) It’s a very good song; that day you sang it very well. It’s very good.
So, you think I stay in Los Angeles, is better? (Yes.) “Los Angeles” is also Spanish. (Yes.) (The City of the Angels.) Yes. (That’s why You’re here.) (And San Diego.) Yeah. (You are here for that reason.) Right. (They named it after You.) Right. (They knew You were coming.) Right. Just like Hawaii. (Yes. They made You an honorary citizen.) Yes. Because I’m the Angel. (Yes.) The true Angel. Yeah. (The Angel of Mercy.) Yes. And they say Hawaii is paradise. It’s only true after I’ve been there. Right? Don’t you think? (Yes. It’s true.) (Yes.) They have such a beautiful Angel like me. So then it became a true paradise. (That’s right.) (Right.) You like Hawaii? (Yes. It's lovely there.) It was good. (Oh, it was beautiful.) And the party was good, huh? (Yes.) (Oh, it was gorgeous.) The program. (Oh, fantastic. I hope you have it on video, and we can all buy it.) We did. We did. (Yes.) But I tell you what, I think half of the part is missing. I don’t know why. I was checking on it last night and we didn’t find it. But there’s still more tapes they brought home. Maybe it’s mixed in there. See, they wrote on it the third part. And then when we look at it, it’s another thing. It’s not the party.
But the party was beautiful. (Oh!) (Yes, it was. We thought it was beautiful.) (It was so well thought out.) Everybody liked it. International show. (Yes, it was such really high quality.) High quality, really. Well, I “drilled” them. I “drilled” them at home. (I can believe that.) Before the performance, I took them all home and “drilled” them. Eliminated bad elements. And told them to train more every day. Or they train at lunchtime. Otherwise, when I first came, they were lousy. (Sloppy?) Yeah. A little bit less than that. And make up less. And no flowers in their hair. (More like in Hawaii…) No necklace and no earrings, nothing. And the dress was sloppy. So, I told them to put some net inside to make it flop like that. Hair looks more like opera style. And it looked beautiful. So changed a little bit and it looked better. When I told them to put a little bit more makeup on, and they put too much on. And then they put pink here, other pink there. It looked like a clown, some of them.
Alright. So, Los Angeles. You have to go to sleep now. I don’t know if anyone else is outside. (I don’t know, I imagine myself that nobody’s left.) Your son? (No. I don’t think anybody’s left.) They’re all gone? (No.) (There's a lot there.) (You’ve got to yell at us and chase us out.) (They’re waiting.) (Don’t let us go easy.) (You have to show Your mercy.)
You told me you meditated until 9:30, no? (Yes.) The people outside can come in. (Yes.) The people outside can come. People from outside, come in and sit in the back. I don’t know what else to say to you, so I just came to say good night. (OK.) Tomorrow, if I’m still here, I’ll come see you again. (Yes.) Wow, so beautiful, these are fresh! (Yes.) Oh my God, it’s from here. Bananas from L.A. No, I mean… what? (Guava.) Guava from L.A., really? (Yes.) Oh, so beautiful. Look at that. Wow. So nice. I’ll see you tomorrow. But I let you look at me. Otherwise, you know what? You will see only ghosts tonight (on Halloween). And even though this city is called “The City of Angels,” but you see only ghosts tonight. So, you will see one Angel, at least – it’s me. I’m the only Angel in town. (Yes.)
And did the children get the (vegan) candies? (Yes.) All of you? OK. So, that’s it. For tonight? (Yes.) Tomorrow, you have to work, so I don’t think you’ll come to see me. No? (No.) (Yes.) (We don’t [work].) No. (Yes.) I think we had enough actually. I forgot tomorrow is Monday. (We will.) What for? (We will come see You.) I don’t know if I can come. I can say maybe only. Because I don’t know. How many will come tomorrow, raise your hand. OK, you don’t go home? (No.) Many of you are from different cities. You don’t go home tomorrow? Alright then. I’ll see you tomorrow.
(Master.) Huh? (Thank you, Master.) OK. (I’m heading home.) Have a safe trip. You’re leaving yet? (I’m still here, Master.) Oh, I thought you two were leaving together but forgot the chairs? (We’ll leave in a bit. We wait for You to go, then we’ll leave.) OK. Anything else? Is that it? Is the program over? Maybe look [at me] a bit more, then you can go home? (Seeing Master.) Remember, huh? I was going to wear a ghost costume tonight and scare you. But I forgot. I’m too used to being beautiful. (Yes.) Have a good time. You’ve already met, already saw me. (No, Master, we haven’t met yet.) Earlier, you didn’t meet me yet? (I just got here.) Kids. (Yes, we met already.) (Met already.) Met yet? ([…] just got here.) (To go see Master again.) Did we meet yet? (Not yet.) Not yet? So, what do you want me to do now? (Just wanted to see Master.) You already saw me. You saw me already, didn’t you? (Yes, we did.) You saw me, right? (Yes.) Earlier, I was inside telling ghost stories, and you didn’t come in. Now you want something special. Alright, have a good night. (Good night.) Be careful of the ghosts outside.
(Master.) What’s all the noise about? That’s not right, not right. Use love to erase hatred. (…) mentioned some interesting videos or something. (The Six Paramitas.) The Six Paramitas, the cassette tapes, you guys, right? (Yes, The Six Paramitas in Texas.) Heard about it? (In Texas.) (The Paramitas.) Is that video good? (All the teachings are great.) (All the books are good, Master. So good!) Every video is good. (Every video is great, Master. Master speaks so well.) Today, I checked it out, because I couldn’t remember what I said.
It’s not scolding, it’s constructive criticism, they should listen, right? (Yes.) A national leader should be like that. Why do you think America is so advanced? It’s because they have two opposing parties. (Yes.) One party does something, the other opposes. If it’s not right, they oppose. And if they oppose something that is right, they argue it out, then eventually come to an understanding. (Yes.) But it’s not like one person is the king, and he can do anything he wants. (Yes.) Sometimes he makes mistakes, (Yes.) or becomes a dictator. (Yes.) But why is America rich and powerful? Because [they have] two opposing parties. (Yes.) They oppose, but in a constructive way. Not like in some countries where they kill or slander each other. Like certain people... But we don’t know it, so we won’t mention it.
Why even talk about it? No point in talking if no one wants to listen. My words are gold and gems; I don’t just speak nonsense. Only when they beg will I speak. (Yes.) There’s no harsh scolding. There’s nothing. Just kidding around, no real scolding. This is a very mild scolding. This isn’t scolding; it’s just a light tap on the shoulder. Understand? (Yes.) Saying, “Hey, brother, you can’t do that. The world is civilized now.” (Yes.) “We need to catch up with them.” Some sensitive people, they overreact to the slightest thing.
Photo Caption: Waiting to Welcome You Home
