Have you ever seen this book? No? I haven’t (read this for you)? OK. (No.) OK then. This here, this is my joke, my own joke, original joke. It says... “An employee goes to report to the boss’s office. He’s a salesman. The boss says, ‘Hey, how is it going? How is it going with your selling?’ He says, ‘Oh, good, good. Almost 50% of people bought our stuff.’ He says, ‘Yeah? How many people were there?’ He says, ‘Two.’ ‘Huh? But you said 50%?’ He says, ‘Yeah.’ He says, ‘Almost 50%? How can that be?’ He says, ‘Yeah. One of them almost bought our stuff.’” […]
“A couple returned to their old-time romantic honeymoon suite for their 50th anniversary. And that night when they started to retire for the evening, the woman noticed tears running down her husband’s cheeks. And so she came and kissed him and said, ‘Oh honey, I had no idea that you were so sentimental.’ And he replied, ‘Oh, I was just thinking about the night that your father caught us fooling around down at the barn. I remember him saying that if I didn’t marry you, he would see that I’d spend 50 years in jail. And I was just thinking that today I would be a free man.’” […]
