Буддийские историиБаатар Явагч Их Хөлгөн СударМахавира Бурхны АмьдралRetreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
Тайвны Хаан ба Ялалтын Хааны талархал, 11 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийг29:32Тайвны Хаан ба Ялалтын Хааны талархал, 11 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийгAnd there are super humans and supreme humans and an ultimate human like the Ultimate Master. So Their auras are all different. It depends on their rank and their level of spiritual enlightenment and all the spiritual positions in the whole Universe. The Heavens know. It’s just humans, the majority, would not know. They would not see the aura. But some can see, and it’s very difficult to avoid beiБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-25 426 Үзсэн292025-09-25Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Тайвны Хаан ба Ялалтын Хааны талархал, 11 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг36:35Тайвны Хаан ба Ялалтын Хааны талархал, 11 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийгI wish I could tell all the countries in the world such good news like what we have seen on the Daily News for the United Kingdom, because the United Kingdom has been granted one year with minimum karma or almost zero karma. Well, it also depends on the people. It’s said to me that zero karma a year, but if the people maybe listen to me saying that and then continue to do things that are not accorБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-24 1122 Үзсэн712025-09-24Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 11-р хэсгийг30:56Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 11-р хэсгийг“A traveler.” “A traveler named John pulled into a little town for the night to find every hotel room was taken. He pleaded, ‘You have got to have a room somewhere or just a bed. I don’t care where.’ So, the manager admitted, ‘Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have cБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-23 902 Үзсэн60Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-23Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 10-р хэсгийг35:09Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 10-р хэсгийг“There’s a father who said to a friend, ‘You know, when I was younger, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper, but my son has his own color TV, phone, computer, and CD player.’ So, his friend said, ‘So what do you do?’ ‘Well, I send him to my room.’”“A young boy and his girl were embracing passionately in the front seat of a car. She asked him, ‘You want to go to the back seat?’Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-22 886 Үзсэн73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-22Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 9-р хэсгийг33:09Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 9-р хэсгийг“A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to.” Ah, here we come again. “Each claimed that He would belong to his own.” Of course. “So, the Baptist preacher declared, ‘He would obviously be Baptist. We are so on fire with the zeal for God, just like He was when He was on Earth. He would join us in a hБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-21 839 Үзсэн77Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-21Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг30:58Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийгYeah, fine. Up! Good boy. You OK now? You are tired? I love you. Oh, I love you. My little Liebchen (Sweetheart). Come, get up. Come here, read me a book of jokes. Do some work. Hey, Happy. OK, she wants some love.“One day, a boy was digging in his backyard, and his neighbor asked him, ‘Hey, Timmy, what are you doing that for?’ And Timmy said, ‘My goldfish(-person) died, and I’m burying him.’ TheБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-20 960 Үзсэн72Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-20Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг33:03Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг“At the end of a performance, there were a couple of extras in the play, talking together backstage. ‘What’s the matter with our leading lady?’ One actress said, ‘She seems really mad about something.’ And the other said, ‘Oh, she’s upset because she only received nine bouquets of flowers over the footlight.’ ‘Nine!’ Exclaimed the first actress. ‘That’s pretty good, isn’t it?’ The other one replieБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-19 1057 Үзсэн78Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-19Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг30:59Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг“One of the patients was very worried and asked the doctor, ‘Doctor, are you sure? Are you sure it’s pneumonia?’ The doctor said, ‘Yes, why?’ ‘Yeah, because I heard of cases where a doctor treated a patient for pneumonia, but he (the patient) ended up dying of something else.’ The doctor said, ‘Don’t worry. When I treat the patient for pneumonia, he will die of pneumonia.’” You got that? “For sureБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-18 1154 Үзсэн76Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-18Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг32:58Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийгIt’s terrible. No, I won’t tell you this. There’s not much. Well, something maybe funny. “A Texas farmer was visiting an Australian farm for the first time. So he asked, ‘What’s that growing out there in that field?’ So the Aussie host said, ‘Well, them are watermelons, mate.’ The Texan scoffed at him and said, ‘In Texas, we grow potatoes bigger than that. And what’s that over there on those treesБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-17 1007 Үзсэн80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-17Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийг31:12Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийгI told you that already, I’m sure. I’m sure I told you this [one], but it’s funny, so I’ll tell you again, in case. And beware when you go watch movies or in some crowded place. “There was a lovely and shapely young lady trying to board a city bus. But she was filled with packages and bags and everything, and she was wearing a very tight dress. So, it was difficult for her to step on the bus withoБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-16 1061 Үзсэн86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-16Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийг32:47Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийг“A husband and wife were watching a movie on the TV the other night where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband to see if he was in fact cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wife if she would ever do that to him. And she said, ‘Yes, yes, of course I would, but not so much to find out who was the other woman, but to see if I could find out what she saw in you.’”“Three men wБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-15 1232 Үзсэн82Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-15Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийг29:18Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийгЭнд байгаа энэ бол миний онигоо, миний өөрийн зохиосон онигоо. Ингэж бичсэн байна... “Нэг ажилтан оффисынхоо даргад мэдээлэхээр очжээ. Тэрээр борлуулагч байв. Дарга нь, “Хөөе, юу байна даа? Борлуулалт хэр байна?” гэхэд тэр, “Өө сайн байгаа, сайн байгаа. Бараг л хүмүүсийн 50% нь бидний зүйлсийг авсан,’ гэв. Дарга нь, ‘Тийм үү? Хэчнээн хүн тэнд байсан юм?’ гэхэд тэр, ‘Хоёр.’ гэж хариулдаг. ‘Юу? ГэхдБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-14 1258 Үзсэн106Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-14Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг35:38Инээж буй Гэгээнтнүүд, 11 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийгIn your house, the glass door behind here, facing the whole lake, is very sticky. So, somebody has to clean up the rail, and oil the wheel or something, so it’s easier to open. …I have to eliminate some residents, or else the road’s too crowded. They might step on each other. And never get anywhere on time. My goodness. What kind of people is this? Soon we’ll make a film of it, and it’s more graphБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-13 1740 Үзсэн124Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-13Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг32:23Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийгSo for you to forsake all this and to spend wisely on your spiritual nourishment, you must be really a saint. You must be a very enlightened person. Your heart must be so pure and simple that you know these things. Because these things for us are a simple life, but it’s not simple to live such a simple life like us. You have to really be pure at heart. Like Lord Jesus said, “Except you become pureБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-12 1180 Үзсэн64Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-12Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг30:55Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийгThe dog(-person), my God, nobody thinks anything because he’s a dog(-person). I don’t understand. So if you have dog(-people), take care of them. (Yes.) At least our dog(-people), you take care of them for me. OK? Well, the reason God made me have all these dog(-people) is so that I know all this stuff, otherwise I would also not know. Truly, how would I know all this stuff? I’m not always on thisБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-11 1253 Үзсэн94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-11Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг34:15Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийгThey (animal-people) know everything. You know why? Even though they don’t understand English, when you speak to them – even if you don’t have the ability to converse with animal(-people) – when you speak to them, you form a picture in your mind somehow, and that picture is what they get. (Right.) You see what I mean? (Yes.) So they understand you. They do understand perfectly what you say, exceptБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-10 1358 Үзсэн89Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-10Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийг33:59Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийгI remember when I just started in Taiwan (Formosa), and it was a new year, New Year’s Eve. I had just finished a lecture and went back to my tent. At that time, we didn’t have land, we didn’t have a home, we didn’t have anything. I started… It grew so fast, I didn’t have time, I didn’t have money for my followers. So, some of the followers, they wanted to be monks and nuns, because I was wearing nБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-09 1371 Үзсэн104Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-09Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийг35:56Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийгI was thinking just to invite the contact persons to another place, not here, because there are only 100-something people. I could take care, like go near the sea somewhere and stay together every day, (Oooh.) swimming. What? Yeah, yeah. That’s what originally intended. But if your “zip” is broken, everything is broken. What can I do? Yeah, it was intended like that. You believe me, huh? (Yes.) YeБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-08 1375 Үзсэн88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-08Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийг31:14Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийгIf you want a good beach, then I don’t know. Also very far from the airport, like three hours at least, no? (Yes.) I went. Far from the city. That means far from the airport. That means far from food, whatever. Because every time you come, not only you eat, you want to take it home shamelessly, openly, and request it. So, what am I going to do? Live for spiritual or live for food? It’s trouble. ToБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-07 1388 Үзсэн89Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-07Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг37:36Амьтан-хүмүүсийн ухаан ба нөхцөл болзолгүй хайр, 7 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийгYeah. That was the kiss of life. Wakes up the sleeping beauty. I have a secret. Don’t tell anybody else. Or if they watch the video, that’s not my fault. Why do you sit so far? There are so many people. You OK? (OK.) It’s OK, you can, you can. You can just sit there, it’s fine, it’s fine. But what I mean is why [is it] so empty? I feel cold, man, it’s winter. We need a lot of people here, to keepБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2025-09-06 1677 Үзсэн95Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-06Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ